Friday, September 26, 2008

Porn Pirate Gangsta Mafia Name

After visiting Nicole's latest post with how to get your very own rap name (You may now call me Luscious Heidi) I decided to share some alternative name options with you...

Click here-Porn Name
"Blondie Jammer"-Me
"Spanky Lottatang"- Chris

Click- Pirate Name
"Pirate Javier the Badly Burnt"- Chris
"Jolly Marie Smithe"- Me

Click-Mafia Name
"Legless Elisa Costa"- Me
"Jackie the Con"- Chris

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Party Party Party

So Chris says I need to find something worthwhile to do with my time... because I have crazy fun parties coming up! It all starts with Abigail's Artsy Fartsy 7th Birthday Bash on Friday (messy projects and lot's of bright Crayola colors). Then next week I'm in charge of project night for Enrichment (teaching the Witch wallhanging). The following Friday will be Claire's Pink Pampered Princess Party for her 5th birthday (complete with makeovers at the Royal Salon, thrones, and of course an all pink tea party). The following day is our big Super Saturday which I'm helping with (teaching scripture bags, and finishing witch hangings, and aprons, and whatever else). The Friday after that is Patty's and my Annual Halloween extravaganza- it's a Haunted "Hulaween" this year at the Spooky Island of Maloy! (get out your coconut bras and grass skirts) Then I'm going to need a break, so we leave for Park City the day after the Halloween party, for a week of partying with the family. Then I'm in charge of Abby's class Halloween party on Halloween (dry ice root beer floats, chocolate candy molds, etc.). Ok, that actually made me tired thinking about all that... BUT, I've got mad skills and they are all going to be fabulous! Watch for pictures and details in blogs to come... and hope that I survive!

Friday, September 19, 2008

New Do

I have been wanting and waiting to get my hair done for awhile now... the highlights had grown out to white trash status, and the ends were beyond scraggly (yes, that is a word!)... so finally the day has come! I got brave and tried a whole new color- Kallie (Hi, if you are stalking) did a great job and I love it- we did an allover chocolate color with caramel low lights for depth and definition- the cut is updated, versatile, cute and easy- all the things I like in a cut! Anyway, just thought I would share the new me!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Slave Labor

I was going to do a great post about our busy and productive Saturday... but Chris beat me to it and I'm tired... so go read Chris' blog right now, go, it will give you a giggle (at my expense- but that's okay because I'm a good sport) ... why are you still here? Go...

Tic Tac

Zach scared us tonight... he went upstairs to play in his room, and the girls and I were watching Ransom of Red Chief ("there's never a mongolian horde around when you need one") and Chris was on his computer (only important if you know the layout of our house- because from each of those rooms, you have a good view of the bottom of the stairs). Suddenly, I see a pillow from Zach's room rolling down the stairs, then him running across our bridge back to his room- then another pillow down the stairs... so I'm waiting for what's next, but was very surprised and afraid when I see Zach now rolling down the stairs- yep, Zach, head over feet ROLLING down the stairs!... Since Chris and I both had a good view of him, we are both jumping and running from different directions to get him- The funny part about that was that as I'm jumping and running to get there, I'm waiting for the thud at the bottom- that I didn't hear, so, I'm assuming the two pillows that he initially threw down helped cushion his fall.

So Chris scoops him up and lays him on the couch so we can assess the damage- there are no bones sticking out, or anything gory- that's a good sign. Even though he was crying, it was more of a fear cry than a pain cry- so we assess that he was very lucky and that's he alright afterall. Chris pulls him up to hug him and calm him down- that's when I notice it, the spots of blood on the couch where his head was lying. So we check the back of him, and sure enough, he has a matted patch of blood... so in common Chris fashion, he starts freaking out and talking about stitches and emergency room visits. But before I get to the really weird part, I'll let you know that after we got the blood cleaned up (you know head wounds), it was only a small bump and hardly a scratch. Nothing a little Ibuprofen and some Ransom of Red Chief ("Fluffy!") won't cure. So- now that you know that he's not dying of a flesh wound--- back to the spot of blood on the couch. I didn't mention that right in the center of the blood was a bright green Tic Tac. The funny thing is, none of us has had any Tic Tacs lately... and for the life of me, I truly can't think of how that Tic Tac possibly got there. We would have seen it, if it was there before we layed Zach down... and oddly, it was right in the middle of the blood--- so Chris and I are taking care of Zach- but the girls are in deep discussion about the mysterious Tic Tac, and I have to admit I was wondering myself. So while Chris and I are cleaning him up, I could hear Claire asking Isabelle, "Did Zach break a green bone in his head??" That must be the answer... it's the only explanation! Have a good night!

Friday, September 12, 2008

The Witch Is In!

For anyone who has seen my "old" Halloween wall hanging, it's great and everyone loves it- but, I had a new idea for one this year, and couldn't help but make it... so I designed a new quilt and made it up and I know a few of you have been anxiously waiting for the grand reveal, so here it is! (Maybe I can even get Mom to comment on this one) I think it turned out pretty great, and I think even Jodi the seamstress would have a hard time finding too much critique for itNaturally, it's a whole lot better in person, but you get the idea. I think it's adorable, and even Chris is trying to find some wall space to hang it (I have the perfect spot, but he needs some convincing... we'll see)
I love the embellishments that I added, eyelets and ribbon for the ties on the boots, hand stitching, buttons, thread painting, blanket stitching, beady eyes...fun!
Here you can see some of the stitching and detail... does this make you want to play with your machine more, Mom? The hand stitch turned out really cute with purple thread... Hee Hee!

Fall Decorating

So just in case anyone still doubted, yes, we actually do have a sofa (two in fact) I know it took ten+ years, but isn't it pretty... well, it's nice but it needed some color... so here is the before-And here is the after--- the pillows added the much needed pop of color, and even though I made them for fall, I love them so much, they might just be my new colors for that room...
Here are the pillows close up... and I've trained my kids well- they were ALL excited about them
And here is my mantlescape... it makes me smile! It's so fun having a big blank canvas of a house

My house is beggin' for fall decorations, since most of my main living area colors are fall related anyway... I got the bug to make it cute and add some color, and luckily for me Chris was on board too so last weekend- he actually went with me to Robert's and had fun picking out some garlands and stuff to spruce up our family room (I know, T, it's not Seeds when he's earning bonus points...) So, here are some pics of the results... There is more, but I didn't want to completely bore you- ta da, autumn has arrived at the Maloy house.